Haircut Connoisseurs Mugs

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Love at First Sight

Lesser known greek gods,

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Like my new haircut?"

Sheep In Curlers

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

A Macaroni in 1773

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

Ringlets Hairstyle

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."