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Doug's regular gel made his hair too dry so he thought he'd try a little Mousse.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"If you like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6220. If you don't like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6221."

"Like my new haircut?"

"Yes, Mother. I can see you've been to the hairstylist."

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

Love at First Sight

People don't get to read a lot of girl talk in this comic strip, so let's really let down our hair! I have to be careful when I let down my hair. The last time I unleashed it in a restaurant it blinded the waiter in one eye. Menu.

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

A Macaroni in 1773

'And what makes you think the Guards would want YOU, laddie?'

"How do I like it cut? In silence!"

Elton Coiffeur.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Nice haircut."

Curling your hair for no reason

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"