Hairdo Enthusiast Pillows

Doug's regular gel made his hair too dry so he thought he'd try a little Mousse.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"If you like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6220. If you don't like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6221."

"Like my new haircut?"

"Yes, Mother. I can see you've been to the hairstylist."

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

Love at First Sight

A Macaroni in 1773

'And what makes you think the Guards would want YOU, laddie?'

"How do I like it cut? In silence!"

Elton Coiffeur.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Nice haircut."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'More hair than brains.'

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'