Hairdo Fanatic Pillows

Squirrel Salon

Love at First Sight

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Like my new haircut?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Nice haircut."

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Two men in barber shop

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

Georgian head-dress

Bald man with a brush on his head

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.