Hair Fanatic Pillows

'I'm getting a lot of feedback. Could you all turn down the volume in your hair bit?'

'I really think you should get your hair cut.'

Bad Hair Day

There is no clear line in the salon world.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

Georgian head-dress

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.