Hair Fashion Enthusiast Pillows

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

Ken's Barber.

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Nice haircut."

"Like my new haircut?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

The barber

Young Elvis

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Two men in barber shop

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.