Hair Fashion Enthusiast Pillows

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

Ken's Barber.

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Nice haircut."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Missing my hair.

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

The barber

Two men in barber shop

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Hairstyles

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"