Hair Style Aficionado Pillows

A man sits on a street corner with a toupee in front of him."

'Early Toupees'.

"My tinder hook-up says he's got a pony tail."

Hard headed

"What? I slept seven months."

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Like my new haircut?"

"Nice haircut."

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Missing my hair.

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

The barber

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Two men in barber shop

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'