Hair Style Aficionado Mugs

A man sits on a street corner with a toupee in front of him."

'Early Toupees'.

"My tinder hook-up says he's got a pony tail."

Hard headed

"What? I slept seven months."

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Nice haircut."

"Like my new haircut?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Missing my hair.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

The barber

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Two men in barber shop

Young Elvis

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."