Hairstyle Enthusiast Pillows

The Queens Guard hair do.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

'How come grandma can have blue hair, but I can't?'

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Your hair dryer still stuck on 'high'?"

What female dogs think about their looks.

"I'm afraid there's nothing we can do - you've got Japanese Topknotweed."

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Giving the Devil his 'do.

Man mugging women on the way out of the hairdressers using a hairdryer: 'Hand over the purse or the bouffant gets it.'

"Twenty-three. How many times did you glance to see how your hair looked during the zoom meeting?"

'I'm not a new species. It's a perm.'

"A little less West Coast this time, Eddie."

Combs

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

Bad Hair Day

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

The Normal Way to Seem Taller vs. The Safe Way to Seem Taller.

"No, I'm sure you had hair when we were driving over here. Curly kind of hair."

CartoonStock Upload"I don't know what made the officer think I was speeding."

Showoff! Bald man envies punk.

'Just a trim, Sir? How about a Tony Curtis?'

And THIS is why we fear contact with humans...

I'm thinking of having a new sticky up hair style with lots of gel...

"Before he thought he was a judge, now he thinks he's Bonny Langford."

Man in the moon, plus toupee.

'They don't allow ponytails.'

'...No, madame does not like her new hairstyle!'

Dreadlock uniform

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Betty's haircut made her head appear larger than life, and also larger than LIFE magazine.

I fancy the one with the pony tail...

'Something for the weekend, sir.'