Hair Styling Enthusiast Pillows

"I told you to part your hair in the middle."

"Freaking Walt Whitman!"

The Last Perm.

Do you think Ryan Beardsley would like me more if I highlighted my hair? Maybe -

'Business is up since we landed the local football team as a client.'

'That comb-over isn't fooling anybody.'

The Haimishe Hairdresser

'Have you seen my curling irons?'

'I got a perm.'

Man watering a plant pot from which a woman's plait is growing

'It's up to you son.... A haircut or a flea collar.'

Do You Have Anything For Dry Hair?

Rapunzel has a bad hair day.

Frank P. Newton, Gold Medalist, X-Treme Games VII, Comb-Over competition.

Haircuts while-u-wait.

"Why don't we need to fix the microwave, and have you seen my curling iron?"

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Lesser known greek gods,

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'