Hair Styling Fanatic Pillows

"Grog, you look great! Did you moose your hair?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lesser known greek gods,

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

"Nice haircut."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Missing my hair.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'More hair than brains.'

The barber

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Two men in barber shop

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Hairstyles

Young Elvis

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.