Haircut Aficionados Gifts

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Lesser known greek gods,

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Sheep In Curlers

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

"Is there room for me?"

'Will I outgrow my hair like you when I grow up?'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Ringlets Hairstyle

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

So, what disturbing topic would you like to talk about today, Al? How about your new combover, Doctor?

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'