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'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Haircuts

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Military style hedgehog

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Two men in barber shop

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

Bobo's Barber Shop

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'Evergreen' my patootie.'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Just a little off the top,please.'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

Child cutting her brother's hair

"Be careful, there's a parrot in there somewhere!"

A grave with an array of beauty products