Hair Magician T-Shirts

"Perfect."

Pasta Hair

"Wow, who does your hair?"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This will be a tricky operation."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"More concealer?"

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

The quarantine self cut.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'This guy's FAST!'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Open up the Shops!