Hair Magician T-Shirts

"Perfect."

Pasta Hair

"Wow, who does your hair?"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This will be a tricky operation."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"More concealer?"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

The quarantine self cut.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

'This guy's FAST!'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Open up the Shops!

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'Mom never said she was a clown!'

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."