Hair Illusionist T-Shirts

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'It's Blurred.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Hairstyles

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Open up the Shops!

Toupee in a tin.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Bobo's Barber Shop

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Bad hair day.

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer