Medical Illusionist T-Shirts

"Oh, no! Not another magician."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"This will be a tricky operation."

Doctor in a cake

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'It's Blurred.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Best Special Effects Award

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Book and magician

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Alien Magician

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Alright. But it better be good.'

Magician with a pound sign above a 'SOLD' house

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"