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A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'It's Blurred.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Best Special Effects Award

Houdini's infancy.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Book and magician

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Alien Magician

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Painting leaves onto a window.

Pop-up neighborhood

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

Carrying a shadow.

The unexpected end of the journey.

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Alright. But it better be good.'

Magician with a pound sign above a 'SOLD' house

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"

'There's no great trick to it.'