Photo Illusionist T-Shirts

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'It's Blurred.'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Best Special Effects Award

Houdini's infancy.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Book and magician

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Painting leaves onto a window.

Alien Magician

Pop-up neighborhood

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

Carrying a shadow.

The unexpected end of the journey.

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Alright. But it better be good.'

Magician with a pound sign above a 'SOLD' house

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"