Visual Illusionist T-Shirts

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'It's Blurred.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Best Special Effects Award

Houdini's infancy.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Book and magician

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

Alien Magician

Painting leaves onto a window.

Pop-up neighborhood

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

Carrying a shadow.

The unexpected end of the journey.

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

'There's no great trick to it.'

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"