Visual Illusionist Gifts

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'It's Blurred.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Best Special Effects Award

Houdini's infancy.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Book and magician

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

Pop-up neighborhood

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Alien Magician

Painting leaves onto a window.

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

The unexpected end of the journey.

Carrying a shadow.

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

After a lifetime of hiding his agoraphobia, Kurt comes out of the closet and hides in one.