Optical Illusionist Gifts

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'It's Blurred.'

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

The Artist

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

ThrEschers.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Escher exhibition first floor

'This graph may need some explaining...'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

'Look a huge bird!'

A rose is a rose is a rose

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Escher flat-pack furniture

A tessellation of running figures.

"That's in case Mum skypes me."