Optical Illusion Enthusiast Gifts

"Escher! Get your ass up here."

"Can I see your ID? Wait, never mind. Wait - yeah, I need to see your ID? Wait --"

"All I know is it's not up to code."

'Sometimes the walls move...'

Optical illusion

Milton cheats on his eye exam.

A woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

"Sharon, if we can fit another mirror in there it will look like his teeth go on forever."

Selling aspirin outside a Bridget Riley exhibition.

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'I always get lost in this mall.'

Car follows a truck with a beautiful landscape painted on the back.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra

Everyone seemed to be staring at Steven...but it turned out his eyes were just playing tricks on him.

"I think we'd better have another look at those plans."

Warning: road blocked by a mirror that is giving the illusion of an unobstructed road

Bridge crossing.

Half Mask, Half Spectacles

'Doctor, my eyesight's failing! It's gone completely. This is a betting shop.'

The Illusion of School Choice

"The neolithic architects had quite a sense of humour."

'Just looking, thanks.'

Extra foot in bed.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Perspective Repair

". . . 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . . Ok that's enough time infront of the painting. You may go in and see him now."

"I was hoping for a better mirage than a screen saver of images."

Möbius Comic Strip

How Camels Are Stored

"Diet, exercise, drugs, surgery - if all these fail you should get your husband to build you an Ames room."

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"I'm not a believer anymore. I just come for the optics."