Theatrical Illusionist Gifts

'There's no great trick to it.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'It's Blurred.'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Best Special Effects Award

Houdini's infancy.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Book and magician

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

Painting leaves onto a window.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Alien Magician

Pop-up neighborhood

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

Carrying a shadow.

The unexpected end of the journey.

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Alright. But it better be good.'

Don't Push: Electrical Shock.