Space Illusionist Gifts

Alien Magician

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'It's Blurred.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Best Special Effects Award

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Book and magician

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

"I have to know how it's done."

Pop-up neighborhood

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Painting leaves onto a window.

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

The unexpected end of the journey.

Carrying a shadow.

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Alright. But it better be good.'

"Oh, no! Not another magician."

'There's no great trick to it.'

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"