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'There's no great trick to it.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'It's Blurred.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Best Special Effects Award

Houdini's infancy.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Book and magician

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Alien Magician

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Pop-up neighborhood

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Painting leaves onto a window.

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

The unexpected end of the journey.

Carrying a shadow.

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

'Alright. But it better be good.'