Tech Illusionist T-Shirts

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'It's Blurred.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Best Special Effects Award

Houdini's infancy.

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Book and magician

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Painting leaves onto a window.

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

Alien Magician

Pop-up neighborhood

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

'Alright. But it better be good.'

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"