Tech Illusionist T-Shirts

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'It's Blurred.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Best Special Effects Award

Houdini's infancy.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Book and magician

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

Alien Magician

Pop-up neighborhood

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

Painting leaves onto a window.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Alright. But it better be good.'

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

"Oh, no! Not another magician."

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"