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'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

"I'll photoshop this before I post it on Facebook to make it look like I'm eating a smaller portion."

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'It's Blurred.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Best Special Effects Award

Houdini's infancy.

Go on! Pick a card.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Book and magician

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Alien Magician

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

Pop-up neighborhood

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"