Digital Illusionists Mugs

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'It's Blurred.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

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Houdini's infancy.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Book and magician

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Alien Magician

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

Pop-up neighborhood

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"If you want to win this case, you're going to need a magician."

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"