Intellectual Illusionist T-Shirts

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'It's Blurred.'

'No sniffing.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Young Houdini

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Propping up a profits chart.

Magic Act

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Not here, Fred.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

David Blaine, Age 60

Best Special Effects Award

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Returns"

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"I've told you again and again, just stick to your stupid card tricks."

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

Wow. You're amazing!

Houdini's infancy.

Mime Tug-of-War

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"