Intellectual Illusionist Pillows

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Juggler and Illusionist

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'It's Blurred.'

'No sniffing.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Propping up a profits chart.

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Magic Act

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Not here, Fred.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Best Special Effects Award

David Blaine, Age 60

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Houdini's infancy.

"Returns"

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"I've told you again and again, just stick to your stupid card tricks."

Mime Tug-of-War

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

Wow. You're amazing!

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"