Legal Illusionist T-Shirts

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"If you want to win this case, you're going to need a magician."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Juggler and Illusionist

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Magic Act

Propping up a profits chart.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Not here, Fred.'

Best Special Effects Award

David Blaine, Age 60

Houdini's infancy.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Mime Tug-of-War

"Returns"

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

Wow. You're amazing!

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

The Great Sarcasmo

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Snowman Magic

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

A turkey displays a deck of cards.