Medical Illusionist Prints

"Oh, no! Not another magician."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"This will be a tricky operation."

Doctor in a cake

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'It's Blurred.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Best Special Effects Award

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Book and magician

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Alien Magician

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Alright. But it better be good.'

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

Magician with a pound sign above a 'SOLD' house