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Magician with a pound sign above a 'SOLD' house

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'It's Blurred.'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'This guy's FAST!'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Book and magician

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Painting leaves onto a window.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Alien Magician

Painter has borrowed children's slide to paint the walls.

'Wow, it's just like the photo.'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Alright. But it better be good.'