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Magician with a pound sign above a 'SOLD' house

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'It's Blurred.'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'This guy's FAST!'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

Book and magician

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Alien Magician

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Painting leaves onto a window.

'Wow, it's just like the photo.'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

Painter has borrowed children's slide to paint the walls.

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

Painting by numbers - "Is this your first decorating job."

'Alright. But it better be good.'