Hair Illusionist Pillows

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'It's Blurred.'

Hairstyles

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Bald Man Overcomb

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Open up the Shops!

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'One side is black hair, the other white. So I decided to comb over to the dark side.'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."