Hair Wizard Pillows

Curling & curling while curling.

Bad hair day.

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Well, the good news is - it's not your hairline that's receding!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

D.I.Y

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Best Special Effects Award

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Club DJ.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'