Hair Magicians Pillows

How to have long, luscious hair in two easy steps 1) Have short, luscious hair. 2) Don't cut it.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Absolutely not!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Ed's receding hairline!

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

The barber

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Complete Makeover

Quick Spring Fling

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"More concealer?"

Bald Man Overcomb

Hairstyles

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."