Hair Wizard Gifts

Curling & curling while curling.

Bad hair day.

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Well, the good news is - it's not your hairline that's receding!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Absolutely not!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

D.I.Y

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Hairstyles

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Best Special Effects Award

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Club DJ.

"Fashion over function!"

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."