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Boxer's Hair Styles.

Haircuts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Absolutely not!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Military style hedgehog

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Two men in barber shop

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

Child cutting her brother's hair

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."