Hair Cutoffician Gifts

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Haircuts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Military style hedgehog

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Two men in barber shop

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."