Haircut Decision-maker Gifts

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Love at First Sight

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Absolutely not!"

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Like my new haircut?"

Military style hedgehog

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

A Macaroni in 1773

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

Football haircuts.

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."