Haircut Decision-maker Mugs

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Love at First Sight

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Like my new haircut?"

Military style hedgehog

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

A Macaroni in 1773

"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."

Football haircuts.

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'