Haircut Hopeful Mugs

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Haircuts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"The full partner look."

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

Football haircuts.

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

Barber reveals his customer's new haircut.

The Barber in my Neighborhood

'Five pounds-fifty for a crew cut,that's good value...Right-o....come-on men!'