Haircut Hesitant Mugs

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

Haircuts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Military style hedgehog

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Two men in barber shop

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

Child cutting her brother's hair

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"The full partner look."

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

Haircuts

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'