Hair Cutting Mugs

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

'Are you sure you haven't got your head on upside-down, sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Haircuts

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Shampoo.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Curling your hair for no reason

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"I'm here for the hair."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Hair Traffic control.

Square Cut

Adult Barbershop

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'