Hair Cutting Prints

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

'Are you sure you haven't got your head on upside-down, sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Haircuts

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Shampoo.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Not you. Your hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"I'm here for the hair."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Curling your hair for no reason

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Hair Traffic control.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Adult Barbershop

Two men in barber shop