First Haircut Mugs

Child cutting her brother's hair

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Barber reveals his customer's new haircut.

Haircuts

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Teenagers!'

Haircuts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Two men in barber shop

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Working from Home during COVID-19

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'