Haircut Hesitant Pillows

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

Haircuts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Military style hedgehog

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Two men in barber shop

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Bobo's Barber Shop

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

Haircuts

"The full partner look."

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."