Frustrated Haircut Seeker Pillows

"My wife still hasn't been able to get a haircut since before the lockdown."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Working from Home during COVID-19

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'Hey-ho. Hair today and gone tomorrow!'

Football haircuts.

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."

'You could always ask to be home-schooled until it grows back.'

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

"You've done something with your hair."

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

Um, on second thought, I'm pretty sure it's your turn to cut the cat's claws.

"My hair is so unruly that it's threatening to become an angry mob."

'Oh great, here comes that creepy guy from entomology class!'

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.

Barber shaves a customer's head.

"I'll get my hair cut next time he helps around the house."

"You took too much off!"

"My barber sneezed."

Getting your hair cut.