Hair Restoration Hopeful Mugs

'Could I have HAIR instead?'

"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."

"I'm here for the hair."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Quick Spring Fling

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

"There's a factory recall on your hip and hairline."

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

Budget Toupees.

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

Barber shaves a customer's head.

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

Hair implants.

Hair Transplants/A new you... Barber/A new you unplugged.

Can you make my hair look decent if I wear it down? Let's see. I'd cut it, layer it, straighten it and maybe add highlights. How much? I'll run down our prices. Ok, then. Van's hair. Weren't you getting your hair done? I did my finances instead.

"I'm looking to downsize..."

'I happened to swallow a bottle of Rogaine!'

'Have you been sniffing my Rogaine?'

"Shhh! Minoxidil!"

"I want a long hair comb-over fade with the sides tapered and the longer hair on top blended seamlessly into the longer hair on the sides."