Hair Restoration Mugs

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Hairstyles

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Quick Spring Fling

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Painting Mona Lisa.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

"She's a rescue."

"I'm afraid you've failed abysmally - but try the football clubs."

Those days. these days

"There's a factory recall on your hip and hairline."

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

"Yeah, but I hear they're even uglier without the hair."

Unusual Examples of Male Pattern Baldness